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France Demotivational Poster


TAGS: france
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - September 19, 2013, 6:58 am
You would be too if you were shared 98 times.
Keltibarian - September 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
Well, this is kinda tired.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
I love this one, five stars!
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:28 pm
This Is So True 5 Frog L's .
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 12:03 pm
good'n here. 5L
Reality Lord - April 6, 2013, 8:19 am

OMG...this is really in bad taste....5L...excellent!! :)

THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


TAGS: tour de france
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

robotdylan - March 1, 2013, 12:23 pm
Hornethappy - September 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
falloutghoul - September 4, 2012, 1:25 pm
This might also go well in MilitaryLulz.
TheSanityInspector - September 3, 2012, 11:12 am

DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.

TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-penis.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little bitch who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment whore?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.

LEARNING TO SPEAK FRENCH? - just makes you want to throw up your hands and surrender

TAGS: frog france
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Zook

toraudewa - September 6, 2011, 11:57 am
Sorry. But as a Quebecker I must admit to what Culos and Illico Presto said. Parce que là je sèche sur ce que tu voulais dire.
IllicoPresto - May 24, 2011, 2:31 am
Ah ouais! Quand même!
culos - February 26, 2011, 2:36 pm
Desolee Steph mais il te faut etudier un peu plus avant d'esssayer d'ecrire en francais!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:10 pm
C'est une valeur est - étude dur parce que les filles français sont sauvages
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Even those born speaking french feeling like hitting their head against a wall sometimes.
spacedog - February 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
Nice one Zook.
pzykosiz - February 22, 2011, 4:38 pm
favouriting this. 5 cheese eating surrender monkeys
culos - February 22, 2011, 5:28 am
Pas mal, bien fait....Au secours!!!
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 1:00 am
Well played.
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 11:19 pm
Very nice. 5L.


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!

BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks

TAGS: france football team cisse injury
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

radioactive13 - February 24, 2010, 5:15 pm
Poor Cisse, he was the top Franch national football team forward. After this, his career was screwed up. Now he's with the Greek team Panathinaikos, and he's doing well.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
Those soccer players aren't always putting it on. Yeouch!

FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII

TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brazy

Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L

Time After Time -

TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)

BONNE FETE NATIONALE - Le Quatorze Juillet

TAGS: bastille day paris france bonne fete
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by stevenesmith

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 9:25 am
It's not. You'll find that there are a lot of patriotic and tribute type posters here. I don't see anything wrong with that.do you?
Bruttoformo - July 14, 2010, 9:17 am
It's raining like hell in Paris, I don't think frogs can attend their parade. Btw, how is this supposed to be funny?

1 / 0 - kill 'm all, let the Deity of your personal Belief sort them out

I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse

TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim shot - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm


FRENCH VALOUR - Salian Franks William the Conqueror 33rd Waffen SS Grenadier Division Charlemagne

TAGS: french valor valour france french victory victories
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Christopher

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:48 am
The Russians shouldn't have helped the Nazis without thinking for a second that they weren't next. Mr Man needs to read up on his history...
Mongo - November 6, 2009, 7:19 am
What!?...The Russians did most of the dying, The Far east was exclusively an American theater of operations and the French were only on board during our revolution at the very end, for very selfish reasons and only national gain in mind....
Mr Man - November 6, 2009, 2:46 am
During the American war of independance the french helped the americans win, but being americans, they took all the glory for themselves Actually the russians did most of the winning during WWII, The americans came in near the end and claimed the victory
Nonsense - March 25, 2009, 1:30 am
William the Conqueror was Norman, who were descendants of the Vikings. And, they just own. Unlike the French.

NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''

TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'

LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP - That's what the best friendships are made of.

FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.

TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.


TAGS: visiting france since 1915
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:36 pm
I wonder how many of those dead soldiers were shot by Frenchmen. Many didn't like the idea of the D-day invasion, including DeGaulle! Many were getting along fine with the Nazis and their anti-Semitic policies.
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 11:24 pm
I thought that last one was hilarious? Where's yours?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 10:06 pm
Geez, where's your sense of humor Buzz?
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Okay, GFY Is that American English enough for you?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
Could you repeat that in English? You see, I don't speak British. =)
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Actually it is not a 100%. Bit touchy are we.Have a nice day.
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
You realize this is a humor site, dont'cha Buzzkill?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
Obviously you missed the entire point here. Which was, without the French we would be speaking British English vs the American English we speak now. DO try to pull your head out of your....
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Don't you mean '...speaking English'?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 10:50 am
Read your history, we are about to lose the American Revolution when the French showed up and saved our bacon. Had they not shown up, George was about to surrender and we would have been back under British rule.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 1:44 am
"speaking British"...lolwhat?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:07 am
If it wasn't for them we'd be speaking British and bowing to the Queen whenever she came over to check on her empire.
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:06 am
Damned RIGHT! So as far as I'm concerned they get a pass forever. They need help. we're there.
turborko - April 25, 2012, 6:30 pm
And they saved our ass in the revolutionary war! Thanks to them we don't have a monarchy.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:10 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today... 5L
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:09 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today...
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 11:17 am

Not long ago I spoke with a friend who'd returned from a trip to France. He said that at the American cemeteries he visited, the old French people who he saw there wept over the graves. They've never forgotten.
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:15 am
We Saved There Ass 2 Times !

LANCE ARMSTRONG - Taking second in the Tour de France.

TAGS: france lance armstrong race
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:42 am
Benny, have you ever chased a car that's coming towards you? Because your comment suggests so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:32 am
@ Benny....I don't know what it's like on other sites, But here we like and respect our Mods...If you don't like it go back to 4Chan.
TheTrashHeap - April 23, 2010, 8:13 am
Shut your pie-hole.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 7:47 am
Obviously they put the "slow" moderaters on the am shift. This is not remotely funny. I should know, I put unfunny shit up all the time.

FROGS - France national dish since the Bronze Age

VIRGINITY - Come visit the South of France, They even sell virgins.


TAGS: war france world war ii
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by ronsart

spacemarine981 - December 15, 2009, 9:45 pm
well I thought the french foreign legion was very effective in north african raids against rommels africa corps
The Goat - September 30, 2009, 6:24 pm
Not sure what French-Canadians have to do with this but France certainly fought - they lost but they fought.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 2:39 am
Also....they like fat strippers.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:36 am
If there's any validity to the theory, they suck that much worse, because the arrogance is undiluted in the smaller population sample.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 2:17 am
Never thought of it that way Haar.....Nahhhhhhh....they still suck.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 2:15 am
LMAO. I like that reason
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:14 am
I've a theory that the sheer arrogance and pretentiousness of the French-Canadians are merely a sort of cosmic balancing of the scales for the humility and friendliness exhibited by citizens of the other provinces.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 2:06 am
i've been to quebec a few times. and 9/10 frenchies there treat an english only speaking person like shit. even store clerks swear(in french)at you.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 2:03 am
Oddly enough, I have to agree. It marks a change of heart for me. Still no lover of the Gaul, but not a hater right now, either. Quebec, on the other hand...
Preacher Man - September 21, 2009, 1:37 am
Yeah, but after eight years of French baiting, the joke is wearing thin. Besides, people take things too seriously here all the time. Why should I be left out?
agdaniele - September 21, 2009, 1:26 am
Get a sense of humor, preacher. It's Motifake.com, not historical archives.
Preacher Man - September 21, 2009, 1:18 am
Pick up a book about the European Campaign of World War II. When it comes to the part about the French Resistance, pay close attention. The French Government surrendered; the French people did not.

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....

THE TRUTH - You know it. They don't mean the element.

FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots


TAGS: france
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

NetF0rc3 - August 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
As soon as a read NASCAR, I knew this guy was meant for fail and ignorance...
rulez - January 1, 2010, 7:46 pm
In America They do not know the difference between Argentina and France
bastian - October 14, 2009, 4:44 am
EPIC FAIL, they're argentinian asshole
LeHurleur - August 17, 2009, 5:27 pm
haha, nice, I have to admit. Now try to play US football without helmets and protection stuff.
Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:48 pm
Very Nice! Great success! 5 Lions!
lola - May 30, 2009, 11:37 pm
Excellent! And I'm French!


TAGS: france
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Shyanne - December 15, 2009, 2:18 pm
Except when they helped our sorry asses in the 1770s against what was that country oh yeah fucking tea drinking, cricket playing, England.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:53 pm
Derek - December 12, 2009, 11:20 pm
Somehow they have a country and nuclear weapons.

STUPIDITY - Because it just never stops

TAGS: america france asshole stupidity
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by John

Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 4:32 am
Lots of folks also seem to forget that French involvement had little to do with the love of liberty. The primary purpose was to piss off the British. Hell. the German mercenaries were more fundamental to the cause than the French ever were.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 3:24 am
Weber - If my history is correct you guys showed up late, and the tide already started to turn in our favor. You guys just came in for the part where all the glory comes.
weber - June 10, 2009, 1:36 pm
If my history's correct I believe that France's help was vital to the American colonists winning their independence.
jj - November 30, 2008, 11:19 pm
America didn't want to be involved when both WWI and WWII started, because they didn't want their economy to suffer like Europe's had. They could have joined the allies early and prevented so many lives being cut short...but they didn't. I'm so tired of A
RnR - October 9, 2008, 6:01 pm
and if you really want to some subjective insight, the TALK to people who have been there, while there are still a few around.
RnR - October 9, 2008, 5:59 pm
wiki is A START to gain some insight. Then read US, UK, GERMAN, FRENCH, DUTCH, etc history books... they are ALL somewhat biased. The thruth is in the middle. FAR FAR from Hollywoods version
OMG - October 9, 2008, 4:15 pm
CARL/RnR--incredible, read wikipedia? cool resource but if that is your history text that explains your stupidity--it is often completely wrong. The U.S. wasn't the key in WW2? You are crazy-read history books, not wikipedia
RnR - September 6, 2008, 6:24 am
hear,hear, well said by Carl. For anybody else: forget hollywood for a moment and read some history books, or wikipedia to start with, you'll learn it all aint that simple black/white
Carl - September 6, 2008, 1:54 am
If you put a cardboard box onto a stack of a dozen boxes about to fall, they're gonna fall down. That 1 box represents the effect the US had. It was needed, but most of the work was already done.
for gods sake... - July 25, 2008, 6:14 pm
The US entered WWI towards its final days, using an "expeditionary" force (essentially a army with out congresses permission) went out and supported the French and British forces with troops and supplies that they desperately needed. Next in WWII when Na
a random ninja - June 27, 2008, 10:20 am
the french... their tanks have one gear for forward and three for reverse
X the Eliminator - June 27, 2008, 10:19 am
Anyone wanna buy a french rifle? never been fired and only dropped once
YANNI - June 12, 2008, 1:33 pm
I'm half French and even I hate the fucking French. I was raised in Europe and would give my life for the USA before ever pissing on France. Anyone who says the USA wasn't reponsible for winning WWII are just plain stupid.
History girl - May 29, 2008, 1:01 am
And the Yanks actually bombed a few towns and cities in France that were in control of the alliance and not the enemy, killing thousands of inocent civilians.
Max - May 23, 2008, 10:13 pm
I am so fucking tired of people making the rest of us look like cocksucking bastards. Seriously. Hate the French? Keep it to yourself. Nobody gives two fucks. Xerius? Blame the poster. Not the rest of us. Thanks.
Xerius - May 17, 2008, 9:01 am
Ingnorant yanks, First off you were never in the first world war, and secondly england saved france twice. Nobody owes america anything, America owes the world, as you can't seem to win a war on your own
Sean - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm
Thanks Dude. I am assuming that by resorting to an annoying comment, you spared us all an even more annoying poster/nerd tunnel. Your restraint is appreciated. It won't last, will it?
PatDaSneek - April 15, 2008, 2:49 pm
STUPIDITY Thinking that French people have the rite to say anything.


TAGS: france french
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:12 am
Lol. I'm not even going to ask. I'm just going to leave the 5L's here and go.

FRENCH AIR FORCE - Viva la France!

TAGS: france air force french
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by North Star

poy - June 5, 2010, 5:54 pm
yes but you know french have fierté and with an image of an american who is sending a drone, it's just a fail
TheTrashHeap - June 4, 2010, 8:33 am
Calm down poy! This is a humor site n'est pas?
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:42 am
+ yes, all american aren't assh*les but a lot of them are
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:40 am
viva is not an actual french word + we're not the only country to send drones + our weapons are FAMAS and the weapon of this man is an M16 or something like then I think he is not french = go fuck yourself and stop hating french peoples without any reason
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:50 pm
I apologize Bone. All Americans aren't assholes.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:30 am
Enjoy...good talking to ya again.
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:27 am
well my pancakes are ready. but i will return soon. nice to hear from ya bone, things will soon be back to normal.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am
LMAO...I hear ya Vern!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am
Cubbys back! i thought the feds got him!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
better things to do)
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
Oh, and Cubbybear is back!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
well i helped moooooooooo move a few weeks ago. good thing he cant read cause i didn't wanna explain what an abattoir is. in a few weeks i should be able to arrange net service but till then i can only moti when my woman is over. (when i obviously have
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:22 am
WTFO got banned, then unbanned...that was funny as hell. The rest has been the same old...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:20 am
Aggys now a mod, BoR set a record for fastest poster to HOF, LD and Wheels have been on a terror with great stuff and Ron & Sean are their pefect selves as always.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:15 am
Hell it's been fun! But, we kinda miss ya bud. What the hey's been going on with you big guy?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:13 am
sometimes i am bone. my woman has wifi on her laptop so while she makes my breakfast i get to motifake! woohoo! so... what did i miss?
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Whhatz up Trash...you back on line?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:03 am
or american, or military, or mexican.....
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Thats right bone. mooooooo is pure canadian angus beef. and a real tnuc sometimes...especially if you're french.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:36 am
Unfortunately BurpingJack, Moooo+ is Canadian...
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:25 am
All Americans are assholes! and you wonder why the world hates you!fuck your pets and get a life you jerks!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 5:46 am
Come on Alexis......embrace the hatred for the French (Surrender....you know you can do it....it's in your blood)......It's not gonna end any time soon.
Alexis.Chu - November 14, 2009, 5:11 am
F*ck you first.
ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:38 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Fuck the French.

ISIS - French Connection -

THE GUILLOTINE - The only thing from France to ever kill somthing.

TAGS: france guillotine frrench kill
Rating: 3.19/5

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BurpingJack - December 10, 2009, 11:32 am
The good old days!
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:43 am
Yes, their cooking is pretty good :-)

FRANCE - It's like Wonderland. With smell.

SEIZE MATTERS - France cannot be France without greatness ! Charles de Gaulle 1.93 m - 6'3".

TAGS: france sarkosy 14 juillet national holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:12 pm
the only real time seize matters, is when it's followed by "ure"

FRENCH ARMY - Well said computer!!!

TAGS: france
Rating: 3.53/5

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da1nonlysage - March 18, 2013, 5:13 am
French is not a race, it's a language. People who live in France speak french, but are still anglo-saxin
Renza - March 15, 2013, 8:33 am
Is it not a factually accurate assessment for post napoleon french?
arcticfalcon662 - March 14, 2013, 6:59 am
So what? Its still funny
Silverheart - March 14, 2013, 1:30 am

Implying that a countries army has more defeats than victories isn't exactly racism... not like a derogatory term used to refer to certain people.
Krickit - March 14, 2013, 12:36 am
Hilariou5!!! Even though racism is considered "taboo" here... apparently

FRANCE - Needs to be taught a lesson.

TAGS: france america french
Rating: 2.16/5

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Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:08 pm
What ever, hit france and we'll see what the E.U. has to say about it... or are you gonna concoct another nuke theory?
barockeva - April 8, 2009, 12:19 pm
Well, where's the American protests? Why are all 300 million people sitting around with their thumbs up their asses, not doing anything? Because they're fucking pussies, that's why!
Mark - April 7, 2009, 6:58 pm
Damn barockeva! Just when I think you can't say anything more stupid you go ahead shatter my expectations with complete dribble.
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:20 pm
At least French people have the balls to stand upto their government. Just saying.
Culos - December 11, 2008, 8:38 am
In that case I would learn to speak French, it's the only language they understand (makes me think of another country mentioned here somewhere)


TAGS: rascals i see paris i see france
Rating: 4.43/5

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culos - October 28, 2010, 9:17 am
Is groovin kind of foreplay towards grindin?
Reality Lord - October 27, 2010, 11:18 pm

dude you are doing my music justice. now pass me whatever your smoking and put on some old stones.

PARIS - Wee Wee...Poo Poo! That is you bitch.

EMMA - I see London, I see France, ZOMG I SEE HER UNDERPANTS!

FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.

TAGS: september challenge france kiss army
Rating: 3.59/5

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radioactive13 - February 25, 2010, 1:47 pm
Probably cardinal Richelieu.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 8:59 pm
Ummm Marcel Marceau, Napoleon Bonaparte, Louise XVI and... any ideas?

AMINA - Guess this clinches it! She's definitely French!


TAGS: france hotel jesus vampire edward twilight dark lusty bite this
Rating: 3.55/5

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amina - June 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
She was actually pretty hot in this movie.

ORDER TODAY - And we'll also include "Surrendering: Secrets of the French Army" complete with your own white flag!


FREEDOM FRIES - I'm sure France was devastated.

TAGS: freedom fries france french dumb
Rating: 2.05/5
Mike Hunt - August 3, 2008, 11:51 am
Would you like a side of fail sauce "dude"???
K - July 21, 2008, 8:14 pm
French fries - a Belgian invention.
dude - July 8, 2008, 7:42 pm
French fries . . . an american invention.

THE FRENCH - Didn't they help us gain our independence?

TAGS: french france america american independence
Rating: 1.81/5

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Airman - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Why does everyone forget there was a brutal war in the Pacific too? Didn't see a lot of Russians helping there. Or French. Japanese don't quit till the last one is dead
LateHelpisLate - April 17, 2009, 11:05 am
Just for some Amerifags to know- Russia won WorldWar2 - you came nearly to late for Dessert. And as far as i read, the Nazis mainly sended to young, ill and untrostworthy Troops to defend France from your invasion.
agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 11:26 pm
Everyone, regardless of age, race, nationality and religion, must come together and address the real injustice.... tunnels. 1L
Elder God Douchebag - March 22, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sir, I can assure you, we did not descend from punctuation.
zenshi - March 22, 2009, 11:11 pm
Of course Us help France twice. But wihtout France help , Us never exist. The Amercians are just the son of French , British , Irish , Italian , Spanish Colons.
reality - January 14, 2009, 9:42 am
and the US bailed france out when they couldnt beat the germans TWICE....but hey if the US ever falls (cold day in hell) and you liberate us we will call it even.
Shawing - August 19, 2008, 6:31 pm
Yeah, France helped US, but I guess they don't want to remember.

THINK - think about what you write or you will get owned

TAGS: france owned
Rating: 1.19/5

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failfagfap - June 5, 2009, 5:31 am
every one know's about mel gibson ownage on the british ,frenchys just came to troll and having anal sex
failfagfap - June 5, 2009, 5:30 am
every one know's about mel gibson ownage on the british ,frenchys just came to troll and having anal sex
failfagfap - June 5, 2009, 5:30 am
every one know's about mel gibson ownage on the british ,frenchys just came to troll and having anal sex
rhapbus - December 27, 2008, 3:05 am
yeah but umm, the american revolution was really just a rag tag rebellion, just some british colonies uprising against the largest empire on earth at the current time. they would have used us for toilet paper.
Gatchaman - November 26, 2008, 3:50 pm
Moron, that's like saying american helped the french AT THE VERY END OF WWII. It ended BECAUSE of that final help, in both cases.
pat234 - October 4, 2008, 7:03 pm
yes the french did..AT THE VERY END OF THE WAR...90% was us...so stfu yall...french get off your damn high horse.
You should - September 12, 2008, 11:16 pm
listen to your own suggestion and think because they did get us through the American revolution

Frances Bean Cobain -



TAGS: france travel vehicular manslaughter
Rating: 4.43/5

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RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:54 pm
Haha reminds me of trip to France. nice doing.

CA PLANE POUR MOI - I made it my life's goal to memorise the entire songs lyrics. In only 10 short years i have achieved this....... and i still don't have a damn clue what their singing about

14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte

CONTADOR - stole my bike


TAGS: originality france sarkozy obama presidential election
Rating: 2.42/5

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themansn - February 11, 2011, 9:27 am
I think derek meant poster not poser
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 7:27 pm
You've got some real brass balls on you, too! :-D
culos - October 28, 2010, 6:56 pm
Even though Sean is right, I warn you panic8, I'd trade my 8 for an ing if I were you
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:22 am
I'll try to read Culos mind... "Kiss my shiny brass ass!" :-D
Sean - October 28, 2010, 10:39 am
Ah c'mon, Culos ... we all know that you motifake while posing in front of a full length mirror clad in a speedo which you have modified into a thong. I mean, some of us HAVE read your profile.
culos - October 28, 2010, 9:19 am
Who you callin' a poser?
Derek - October 27, 2010, 8:07 pm
I'm amazed that they'd have thought it a good idea to have English on a poser in France.
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 4:44 pm
Enjoy your visit to the site, why not go check out politifake, your kind will do quite nicely there
BedlamBegger - October 27, 2010, 4:34 pm
Yep, you sure showed me.
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
I am relaxed, thanks. All i can say is the votes don't lie.
BedlamBegger - October 27, 2010, 4:21 pm
If it belonged in Politifake, it probably wouldn't have been accepted. Besides, I'm not pushing a political agenda with this. Relax.
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 2:02 pm
Boooooo! Take it to politifake!

PHOTOBOOTH - It can take you to Paris

TAGS: france
Rating: 1.78/5

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Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:20 pm
I fail at photobooth....

GERMANY - Fail at war. Twice in a row.

TAGS: germany but its actually france read this
Rating: 1.44/5

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William Wallace - August 25, 2009, 7:25 am
France was ass raped to bad :o))
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:57 am
What France did during World War Two had very little to do with who actually won the war. France was defeated in World War Two. Remember ?
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
This brings back memories of drinking coffee in Berlin along the banks of the Seine River! So much fun!
Erecrottod - May 1, 2009, 8:42 am
Read the tags before tunnelling about some kind of "geographical ignorance"


TAGS: charlie terror crusader paris france
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 11, 2015, 6:47 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:45 am
Ni-I-I-I-I-ce!!! 5L

La Marseillaise -

TAGS: casablanca france yvonne isis
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 15, 2015, 2:36 pm
To arms citizens Form your battalions March, march Let impure blood Water our furrows

Big Men -

TAGS: pzy france bravo big men
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:52 pm
RL---big si-i-i-i-igh, I'm afraid you're right----even bigger si-i-i-i-i-i-igh----
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:50 pm
Good one Psych! I've used up my truly offensive remark quota for the day, so--- good one! 5L
Reality Lord - November 14, 2015, 2:48 pm

sadly...i seriously doubt this has even begun

73 B.C. -

TAGS: france isis terrorist rome spartacus
Rating: 4.67/5

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blesic - January 17, 2015, 12:43 am
Oldsod - January 15, 2015, 4:51 pm
Thank5...I now have fettuccine on my laptop. My computer, also.